Fuzzy Wuzzy had it

ohhhh yaaaaaaa

slowly but surely we all pick out our mounts. Tatsuo picks the burliest, i pick the pretty one, and the other two get the last ones. after we get our saddles, we get them all tacked up and head to the smithy. tatsuo rides as fast as he can to the smithy to get his chain fixed as soon as possible. after some work the chain comes back looking a bit better than before.

after that we head to the hat shop for a bowler, a thread place for pantaloons, and a jacket with tails, then to a cart place for a carriage to be pulled by two dire wolves. we acquire all of this for the dragonborn for he feels the need to be dressed nicely at all times for some reason.

when the shopping is done, we wander back to the laughing slayer tavern and proceed to get drunk!! tatsuo drinks most of a mini keg of beer while i search for someone to pet me. i am pretty drunk after my one beer and wander over to the front to get some lovin.

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mounted!

slowly but surely we all pick out our mounts. Tatsuo picks the burliest, i pick the pretty one, and the other two get the last ones. after we get our saddles, we get them all tacked up and head to the smithy. tatsuo rides as fast as he can to the smithy to get his chain fixed as soon as possible. after some work the chain comes back looking a bit better than before.

after that we head to the hat shop for a bowler, a thread place for pantaloons, and a jacket with tails, then to a cart place for a carriage to be pulled by two dire wolves. we acquire all of this for the dragonborn for he feels the need to be dressed nicely at all times for some reason.

when the shopping is done, we wander back to the laughing slayer tavern and proceed to get drunk!! tatsuo drinks most of a mini keg of beer while i search for someone to pet me. i am pretty drunk after my one beer and wander over to the front to get some lovin.

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round two FIGHT!!!!
"select the monkey riding the triceratops" "i try and intimidate the barrel."

after taking down the big bad purple worm, the team gets ushered into a little room to the side of the arena. a lady then tells us that she thinks we were using magic. we tell her no but she says it’s chill and she likes magic too. Then, she brings us all a potion to drink. we feel better but a little funny as well. I fell like i love my group and don’t ever wanna to leave them. A sense of pride and camaraderie befalls me. I would do anything for them. Suddenly, Squeeks just runs off for no reason! why would she do that!? SO NOT FAIR! i can’t handle this kind of abandonment.

The nice lady then informs us that we will be getting a NEW team member but he is running late so we will meet him in the ready room before the next battle. after that we all filter down to the READY ROOOOOOOOOM

ROUND TWO-UH FIGHT! The gates fly open Tetsuo and I run the the left and take cover. after sneaking around for a bit, the tricera-boss comes over and tries to gore me. I stab two arrows into its face at point blank range, i run away and narrowly escape with my life! after that it runs over to tertious and stomps on him. as this happens a rogue rope arrow flies over my head. it sticks in the side of the triceraboss and a valient dragonborn slides down. tertious’s face makes an imprint in the mud too. the monkey screams in frustration and hops down from the triceratops. in a huff the monkey flings poo square in the face of the new dragonborn dude.

suddenly the battle stops! we apparently we have gotten the furthest ever of all of the champions with the three horned beast. after realizing that our new companion is a dragon born i enthusiastically hand over the red and white dragon born eggs i found. after smashing them he explains that they are dragon KIN eggs not dragon BORN eggs and that they are part of the problem that is happening here.

after regrouping in the winning room we get our champion tokens and our orders to kill the emperor. “the emperor has a strong presence in the mountains. he can also be found by the ocean. our spies have seen him headed towards the mountain but then again he is so well guarded that you can get close but not tooooo close.” we get instructions on where to get our armor repaired as well. after hitting a guard so hard he breaks his jaw we all walk out to get a drink.

we choose a tavern called The Brass Squirrel. we buy a BARREL of of the house beer and try to drink it all. we proceed to try and learn more about this silvery strange creature that helps us. for some reason tatsuo feels like he needs to skinny dip in the fountain with his beer. the metals say that this is ok for us because we are the champions.

the bar has the worst food ever. for some reason the food shipments have not been coming in. we decide to hunt instead. but it is late so we decide that is a silly idea, we go get our winnings instead and then get our dire wolf mounts. we slowly pick our mounts

((( left off picking mounts))

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into battle!!
die purple thing die!

The great band of heros enter their first battle. The large, purple worm-type creature slowly creeps up on us trying to get us into its large gnashing jaws! alas! it captures tetsuo. what will his fate be? tertious runs forward in a feat of valency and makes a great attack. he does great damage to the monster. then, Squeeks spins an amazing song which convinces the monster to drop our fellow hero. it it’s confusion it swings its fat tail and swipes back the slick one. resisting the poison, he jumps up and tries to attack back. the squabble continues until in a humble feat, tertious stabs the worm to death and we win!

we fly back into the ready room and drink our health potions. everyone feels better but since i am at full i just VERY SNEAK-ily palm mine. no one seems to notice. i am the epitome of stealth

we launch into the second round with 4 new opponents.a male elf, a female elf, a halfling female, and female human. many arrows are exchanged. people are snuck up on. after some hairy and close moments, we win by squeeks beheading the last player. we are then escorted to a room where we have a special guest. Antomina, the head of the college meets us. she tells us that she knows we are using magic and she likes that we are willing to get out hands dirty. she likes this. HOW WILL IT END?!

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lost week
oops

this post was lost. this is a filler

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into rundohite!
magic spoons!

as we enter Rundohite we see a lot of people bustling to and fro. there is a lot of trade going on already seeing that it is already midday. as we enter the people give a wide berth to a group of people riding wargs wearing leather armor. they look like a raiding party but we can’t be sure. we see people wearing very similar armor around the town though so we must look into this. we try to find an inn but tertious ends up buying a mouse with a tiny bow and arrow. next try we find someone selling saddles for exotic mounts. even though we are asking this half elf for a place to stay, he tries to sell us something. we put him back on track, and he points us toward a few taverns/inns in the smithing district. we decide to stay at the crusty juggler. a big slave of the merchant escorts us there.

we enter and there and the bar is manned by a curious looking half-elf. we get a room for the night and he hands us a very strong clear drink in a big glass. tertious drinks his in one go but all of the rest of us sip gently. e go to sit down at a table near an active dice game. some of our group starts to engage in some karaoke but squeeks then shows them up with her jig, song and fiddle shtick which earns her 30 gold and the magic microphone spoon. as we receive our food we look upon it disapprovingly. not the roast duckling that we were expecting. it all tastes so bad that two of the boys finish their drinks. (( to be continued))

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The journey to get new mounts
Rundohite

So as we all left the town of Gormin Hollow in order to get our new mounts and find aid for the up coming invasion. we found our self in a bit of a scuffle in the streets as Tatsuo decided abruptly to defend a small man named lucky who was in the charm business. Tatsuo killed an unarmed chap and then we hid in the near by shop for around an hour. As we hid we were interrupted by a woman who was leading a cloaked figure into the shop and telling him that he could stay for a short while.I sat seductively on the counter as my party hid in the shadows and then jumped the poor fellows. thecloaked man fled out the back door the same door that he came from and used a Ice wall to seal us in and keep us from following. we questioned the woman who then died and we called for aid. after being detained for awhile we where let go and sent on our way Lucky was asked if we were the ones who killed the poor man and he denied it. we will have to find out why latter.

We then went back to our rooms at the inn and eat ducklings that were most delicious and nutritious. We (the Party ) set off in the morning after a good Wiesel and egg omelet. we walked passed the eggnest tree and decided to not check on the dragon eggs in case that we might let others know that they are there. we then travled on to our first camping site where. one of us saw a flash of blue lights up in the hills. That was all that happened that first night.

We then carried on and walked for the next day making some good distance. The party then decided to make camp and bed down for the night we eat some food trail rations. nothing like the ducklings that we had had two nights ago but they where fine for the situation. We set a watch and went to bed. Tercius took first watch and all was quiet I (Squeeks) took second watch and I heard a cart go by. then we get into Third watch and the
furry excuse for a cat Feruse fell asleep on watch.

We were all abruptly awoken by a wandering Try Sarah tops Dinosaur roaming through our camp. It was not happy that we were there. We put up a tremendous deference to stand our ground. I for the life of me could not pierce its incredible hide with my arrows. We were abl;e to finally bring it to its knees. we then rested up after giving feruse a bad time for falling asleep on the job.

In the morning after the rest of the night went by our party set off for another days hike towards Rundohite. we again stopped to make camp along the plains and againFeruse fell asleep on watch. I awoke and was quite pissed that some one had through a spear right next to my head. I walked out of my tent and started yelling at all who was around I then through the spear in rage and in landed next to this big guys foot i don’t know who he was but it did not like that my party did not let me know that we had guests. our friend must have been a simpleton being that he through the spear back. that was a bad choice I returned the spear to his mid section and the spear impaled his torso I hope he got the message that time. his buddy in blue decided to come over and try to play whack a rock with my head I was knocked back and took some damage. I then in furry of being awoken to this mess and unfriendliness I let loose a fury of five projectiles from my hand and made my point when the big blue ox of a creature ran away back to the hole he was from. the other one fell shortly after. I brought Tercius back to life (SAVING HIM) once again from deaths grip. (- Something is nagging at me that he might not be wanted in this realm of the living-). we gained a good nights rest after that and made it to our destination of Rundohite

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back in town

back in town! we are trying to find a place where we can stay when we run across a small halfling. he tells us someone is after his lucky charms. Tetsuo attacks and kills one of the men after him and they all run off. Tetsuo attempts to pick the lock of Hammers Hammers Hammers. Tertiuos sorta hides the body and we all dive into the store. the guards outside start to look for the the murderers. we quickly try to escape and come up with a plan. we plan about an hour then we sneak out the back door to resume our search for an inn. suddenly we hear a key in the back door. we all move silently except for Squeeks who creates a small ruckus. she seems to not notice us and neither does our guest. we attack them and battle but the man disappears and uses magic to do it.

after consulting with the shop owner we convince her that he was the one who broke in. after talking to her a bit she pulls some shit and drinks a vial of poison. we flag down some constitution guards and Tetsuo tells them the story. we all go to lodge to tell our stories. after we tell them the stories they handcuff us and question us about the other murder. the halfling comes in but does not implicate us in the previous murder. we ask for directions to the howling rogue inn to head back for some food and drink. we make ourselves at home with a lot of food and drink. it seems to be abnormally dark and shady in here tonight but just a normal tuesday. there is a shadowy figure in the corner smoking a pipe and staring at us. we consume our meal of roasted ducklings stuffed with wild mountain veggies.they seam to float in a perfect line in the gravy. we have a good night and go to bed soon.

in the morning we go downstairs to an amazing weasel stolen egg omelet with weasel meat. breakfast was great. we head out and down the path but decide that we want to leave the dragon egg tree alone in order to let the eggs hatch by themselves. after settling our differences we continue on our way to RUNDOHITE. we travel until dusk and set up camp and watches. i fall asleep on my watch and a GIANT TRICERATOPS storms into the camp!

an epic battle ensues! no one even questions the fact that there is a dinosaur in the camp. or in this realm at all! we defeat that large fucker and go back to sleep like bosses.

the next day we continue to travel and bear left to the city of rundohite at the fork. after traveling we make camp again. during the night 2 ogres wander into our camp to reek havoc. we beat one into the ground and the other flees.

after one more day of travel we finally make it to rundohite!

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